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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 9th August 2022

Dilbert//12169, first published four years ago on Tuesday 9th August 2022

Keep The Plastic Bag


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DOGBERT DOES CUSTOMER SUPPORT YOU CAN RETURN YOUR DEFECTIVE ITEM FOR A FULL REFUND.

YOU KNOW THAT PLASTIC BAG YOU THREW AWAY WHEN YOU UNWRAPPED IT?

KIND OF.

YOULL NEED THAT TO RETURN IT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Dogbert Does Customer Support"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dogbert, a white dog with a distinctive appearance, working as a customer support representative. He is depicted in three panels:

  • Panel 1: Dogbert is shown sitting at a desk, responding to a customer's inquiry about returning a defective item. He states that the customer can return it for a full refund.
  • Panel 2: The customer is shown sitting in front of Dogbert's desk, asking if he knows that plastic bags can be thrown away when unwrapped. Dogbert responds with a puzzled expression.
  • Panel 3: The customer is shown standing up, looking frustrated, and says, "Kind of. You'll need that to return it." The customer is now standing up, looking frustrated, and says, "Kind of. You'll need that to return it."

Key Points:

  • Dogbert provides customer support for a company.
  • A customer asks about returning a defective item.
  • Dogbert is unsure about the process.
  • The customer explains that plastic bags are needed to return the item.
  • Dogbert's response is unclear, leading to frustration from the customer.

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