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Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 14th August 2022

Dilbert//12174, first published four years ago on Sunday 14th August 2022

Credit Pirate


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THAT IS THE BEST IDEA YOU EVER HAD!

HE GOT IT FROM ME.

HE OVERHEARD ME SAY IT IN LINE AT THE CAFETERIA.

GAAAA!!!

HE'S A CREDIT PIRATE!

YOULL NEVER GET AWAY WITH THIS, CREDIT PIRATE!

I ALREADY HAVE!

DIE, CREDIT PIRATE, DIE!!!

GAAA!!!) WHERE WERE WE?

YOU'RE HIGH MAINTENANCE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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