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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 19th August 2022

Dilbert//12179, first published four years ago on Friday 19th August 2022

Neural Chip Says I Am Hungry


Open source transcript

THE NEURAL CHIP IN MY BRAIN SAYS I AM HUNGRY. AND SO I MUST EAT.

DO YOU STILL HAVE FREE WILL?

I NEVER HAD FREE WILL.

DID THE CHIP FORCE YOU TO SAY THAT?

NO, IT ALLOWED SEE IT.

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