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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 24th August 2022

Dilbert//12184, first published four years ago on Wednesday 24th August 2022

Layoffs And Np Cs


Open source transcript

FOR BUDGET REASONS, I NEED TO LAY OFF ONE PERSON IN MY DEPARTMENT.

I'VE NARROWED IT DOWN TO DILBERT OR THIS NON-PLAYER CHARACTER WHO HAS NO SOUL.

WHAT CRITERIA ARE YOU USING TO MAKE THE DECISION?

I'LL FIRE WHOEVER COMPLAINS THE MOST.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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