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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 2nd September 2022

Dilbert//12193, first published four years ago on Friday 2nd September 2022

Wokeness Scores


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WE ARE REPLACING TRADITIONAL PERFORMANCE REVIEWS WITH A WOKENESS SCORE ASSIGNED BY HUMAN RESOURCES.

THE MORE WOKE YOU ARE, THE MORE YOU WILL GET PAID.

THAT'LL THAT FEELS , COST YOU TOO SUB- TWO POINTS JECTIVE.

OFF YOUR WOKENESS SCORE BIGOT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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