Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 7th September 2022

Dilbert//12198, first published four years ago on Wednesday 7th September 2022

Renaming Dave

Open source transcript

DAVE, YOUR BOSS HIRED ME TO SOLVE ALL OF HIS PROBLEMS BY RENAMING STUFF.

I REALIZE YOU IDENTIFY AS WHITE JUST TO PRANK HIM, BUT HE ASKED ME TO RENAME YOU AS BLACK SO HE CAN REACH HIS ESG GOALS.

YOU ARE A WORTHY OPPONENT, BUT I CAN CHANGE MY IDENTITY AS OFTEN AS I WANT.

I GET PAID BY THE HOUR.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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