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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 16th September 2022

Dilbert//12207, first published four years ago on Friday 16th September 2022

Dobert Does Esg The Easy Way


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DOGBERT'S ESG RATING SERVICE I WAS PLANNING TO RESEARCH EACH COMPANY BEFORE RATING IT.

THEN I FOUND OUT HOW MANY COMPANIES THERE ARE. WOW! IM GLAD I DIDN'T GO THAT ROUTE.

SO INSTEAD OF RESEARCHING THE COMPANIES THAT YOU ARE RATING, YOU...

TELL PEOPLE I DID.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "Dogbert's ESG Rating Service"

Summary:

  • Dogbert, a character from the comic strip, has created an ESG (Environmental, Social, and Governance) rating service.
  • He plans to research each company before rating it, but instead of doing so, he finds out how many companies there are and decides not to go through with it.
  • Dogbert concludes that he will simply tell people he did the research, implying that he will give high ratings to companies without actually putting in the effort.

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