Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 18th September 2022

Dilbert//12209, first published four years ago on Sunday 18th September 2022

Super Bad Idea

Open source transcript

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MY IDEA?

IT'S SUPER BAD.

GIVE ME ONE GOOD REASON IT IS BAD.

IT REQUIRES MATERIALS THAT DO NOT EXIST IN NATURE AND NEVER CAN.

IT CONFUSES CORRELATION WITH CAUSATION AND IS ILLEGAL IN EVERY COUNTRY IN THE WORLD.

IT CANT BE MANUFACTURED BECAUSE OF BASIC LAWS OF PHYSICS.

IT INVOLVES SEVERAL LOGICAL IMPOSSIBILITIES AND IS OFFENSIVE TO EVERY MAJOR RELIGION.

IT REQUIRES FORGETTING EVERYTHING WE KNOW ABOUT HUMAN MOTIVATION, AND IT'S LETHAL TO EVERYONE UNDER THE AGE OF TEN.

THAT'S WHAT THEY SAID TO THE WRIGHT BROTHERS.

I HATE YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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