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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 28th September 2022

Dilbert//12219, first published four years ago on Wednesday 28th September 2022

Boss Is Late


Open source transcript

ILL BE THIRTY MINUTES LATE.

YOU WAITED UNTIL THE AGREED TIME TO TELL ME YOU WOULD NOT BE HERE AT THE AGREED TIME?

DO YOU HATE ME OR JUST NOT CARE ABOUT ?

I TRY TO FIND A BALANCE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

The title of this comic strip is "Late Again."

The comic strip features three panels, each with a different scene.

Panel 1: A man is seated at a table, holding a cup and looking at his watch. The caption reads, "I'll be thirty minutes late."

Panel 2: The same man is shown sitting at a table, holding a cup and looking at his watch. He says, "You waited until the agreed time to tell me you would not be here at the agreed time?"

Panel 3: A woman is shown standing in front of a table, looking angry. She says, "Do you hate me or just not care about me? I try to find a balance."

The comic strip humorously depicts a common workplace scenario where an employee is late and is questioned about their tardiness. The punchline, "I try to find a balance," is ironic and unexpected, adding to the comedic effect. Overall, the comic strip pokes fun at the challenges of working with difficult colleagues and the importance of being on time.

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