Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 1st October 2022

Dilbert//12222, first published four years ago on Saturday 1st October 2022

Fainting Asok

Open source transcript

WATCH ME TURN ASOK INTO STONE.

UM...

OKAY.

ASOK, I NEED YOU TO GIVE A STRATEGY PRESENTATION TO THE BOARD AT 8 IN THE MORNING.

WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?

MY BOSS WOULDN'T LET ME GET A FAINTING GOAT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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