Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 14th October 2022

Dilbert//12235, first published four years ago on Friday 14th October 2022

All Hands Meeting

Open source transcript

TELL ALL THE WORK-FROM-HOME PEOPLE TO COME IN FRIDAY FOR AN EMPLOYEE MEETING.

HOW WILL I EXPLAIN TO THEM THE SADISTIC ABSURDITY OF YOUR REQUEST?

TELL THEM WE'RE LIKE A FAMILY, AND I MISS THEM.

DOES THIS FALL UNDER THE UMBRELLA OF DOMESTIC VIOLENCE?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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