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Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 16th October 2022

Dilbert//12237, first published four years ago on Sunday 16th October 2022

Boss's Weight Gain


Open source transcript

ACCORDING TO THE NEWS, MY WEIGHT GAIN IS CAUSED BY CLIMATE CHANGE.

WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT?

I SPENT THE ENTIRE AFTERNOON TWEETING ABOUT THE NEED FOR MORE WINDMILLS.

I'LL WEIGH MYSELF IN THE MORNING TO SEE IF IT MADE ANY DIFFERENCE.

NEXT DAY I'M DOWN ONE POUND!

TODAY I PLAN TO TWEET ABOUT SOLAR PANELS TO SEE HOW MUCH MORE WEIGHT I CAN LOSE.

I HAD NO SUCCESS LOSING WEIGHT UNTIL I SWITCHED TO A SCIENCE-BASED APPROACH.

WHAT ABOUT NUCLEAR POWER?

NEVER HEARD OF IT.

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AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "A Weighty Issue"

Summary:

The comic strip follows Dilbert, a bespectacled man with black hair, as he navigates a conversation about weight loss. Initially, he states that his weight gain is caused by climate change, but later reveals that he has no success losing weight until he switches to a science-based approach.

Key Points:

  • Dilbert's weight gain is attributed to climate change.
  • He plans to tweet about solar panels to see how much more weight he can lose.
  • He has no success losing weight until he adopts a science-based approach.
  • Dilbert is unaware of nuclear power as a means of weight loss.
  • The comic strip features a humorous exchange between Dilbert and his coworker, highlighting the absurdity of the situation.

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