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Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 16th October 2022

Dilbert//12237, first published four years ago on Sunday 16th October 2022

Boss's Weight Gain


Open source transcript

ACCORDING TO THE NEWS, MY WEIGHT GAIN IS CAUSED BY CLIMATE CHANGE.

WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT?

I SPENT THE ENTIRE AFTERNOON TWEETING ABOUT THE NEED FOR MORE WINDMILLS.

I'LL WEIGH MYSELF IN THE MORNING TO SEE IF IT MADE ANY DIFFERENCE.

NEXT DAY I'M DOWN ONE POUND!

TODAY I PLAN TO TWEET ABOUT SOLAR PANELS TO SEE HOW MUCH MORE WEIGHT I CAN LOSE.

I HAD NO SUCCESS LOSING WEIGHT UNTIL I SWITCHED TO A SCIENCE-BASED APPROACH.

WHAT ABOUT NUCLEAR POWER?

NEVER HEARD OF IT.

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