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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 20th October 2022

Dilbert//12241, first published four years ago on Thursday 20th October 2022

Asock Considered


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ASOK, THERE'S AN OPENING FOR DIRECTOR OF A.I., AND I AM CONSIDERING YOU FOR THE JOB.

ARE YOU IGNORING MY ACTUAL ACCOMPLISHMENTS AND OFFERING ME A JOB FOR WHICH I AM NOT QUALIFIED IN ORDER TO MEET YOUR DIVERSITY GOALS?

IT'S A HUGE STEP UP IN PAY.

HMM, I DO HAVE MY EYE ON A SECOND PAIR OF PANTS.

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