Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 23rd October 2022

Dilbert//12244, first published four years ago on Sunday 23rd October 2022

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Open source transcript

I AGREE MY PERFORMANCE THIS YEAR DID NOT MEET YOUR EXPECTATIONS.

BUT YOU HAVE TO CONSIDER HOW MUCH WORSE IT COULD HAVE BEEN.

WHEN YOU COMPARE ME TO THE PEOPLE WHO TRIED HARD AND FAILED, I LOOK A LOT BETTER.

I'M NOT SAYING I DID BETTER THAN THE PEOPLE WHO TRIED HARD AND SUCCEEDED.

BUT THERE AREN'T MANY OF THEM.

I'M ONLY SAYING I'M BETTER THAN THE PEOPLE WHO TRIED AND FAILED.

NOT TRYING IS THE SECOND- BEST FINANCIAL OUTCOME. I SPENT ALMOST NOTHING.

IM A TOP TEN PERCENT EMPLOYEE.

I HATE HOW MUCH SENSE THAT MAKES.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "The Power of Negative Thinking"

Summary:

This 'Dilbert' comic strip humorously explores the mindset of a character who consistently sets low expectations for himself, only to surpass them. The conversation begins with Dilbert expressing his disappointment in not meeting his expectations, but his boss responds by pointing out that he has actually done better than those who tried hard and failed. This unexpected twist leads to a series of humorous exchanges where Dilbert's boss praises his negative attitude, suggesting that it is a key factor in his success.

The comic strip pokes fun at the idea that setting low expectations can sometimes be a recipe for success, and that a negative attitude can be beneficial in certain situations. The exchange between Dilbert and his boss is lighthearted and playful, with a touch of irony and wit. Overall, the comic strip offers a humorous commentary on the human tendency to set goals and expectations, and the sometimes unexpected consequences of our actions.

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