Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 23rd October 2022

Dilbert//12244, first published four years ago on Sunday 23rd October 2022

Wally Top 10% Employee

Open source transcript

I AGREE MY PERFORMANCE THIS YEAR DID NOT MEET YOUR EXPECTATIONS.

BUT YOU HAVE TO CONSIDER HOW MUCH WORSE IT COULD HAVE BEEN.

WHEN YOU COMPARE ME TO THE PEOPLE WHO TRIED HARD AND FAILED, I LOOK A LOT BETTER.

I'M NOT SAYING I DID BETTER THAN THE PEOPLE WHO TRIED HARD AND SUCCEEDED.

BUT THERE AREN'T MANY OF THEM.

I'M ONLY SAYING I'M BETTER THAN THE PEOPLE WHO TRIED AND FAILED.

NOT TRYING IS THE SECOND- BEST FINANCIAL OUTCOME. I SPENT ALMOST NOTHING.

IM A TOP TEN PERCENT EMPLOYEE.

I HATE HOW MUCH SENSE THAT MAKES.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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