Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 28th October 2022

Dilbert//12249, first published four years ago on Friday 28th October 2022

This!

Open source transcript

FOR A LOW MONTHLY FEE, I WILL COMMENT ON ALL OF YOUR WORST TWEETS AS IF THEY ARE BRILLIANT.

IF YOU TWEET "EATING SOAP CURES COVID," I'LL LEAVE A COMMENT SAYING, "THIS!" WITH AN ARROW EMOJI.

I WOULD PAY A LOT FOR THAT SERVICE.

THIS!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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