Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 11th November 2022

Dilbert//12263, first published four years ago on Friday 11th November 2022

Patented Process

Open source transcript

THE DOGBERT CONSULTING COMPANY USES A PATENTED PROCESS TO PREVENT "QUIET QUITTING" AT YOUR COMPANY.

REALLY? WHAT'S THE PATENT NUMBER?

I'D LIKE TO LOOK THAT UP.

REMIND ME TO NEVER TELL THAT LIE TO ENGINEERS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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