Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 11th November 2022

Dilbert//12263, first published four years ago on Friday 11th November 2022

Patented Process

Open source transcript

THE DOGBERT CONSULTING COMPANY USES A PATENTED PROCESS TO PREVENT "QUIET QUITTING" AT YOUR COMPANY.

REALLY? WHAT'S THE PATENT NUMBER?

I'D LIKE TO LOOK THAT UP.

REMIND ME TO NEVER TELL THAT LIE TO ENGINEERS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Quiet Quitting"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around the concept of "quiet quitting," a term popularized by TikTok users to describe the act of doing the minimum amount of work required to keep one's job. The strip features Dogbert, a self-proclaimed business expert, who claims that his consulting company has developed a patented process to prevent quiet quitting.

Key Elements:

• Dogbert's company uses a patented process to prevent quiet quitting
• The patent number is not revealed, but Dogbert is confident that it will be effective
• The strip pokes fun at the idea of patenting a process to prevent employees from doing the minimum amount of work required to keep their jobs

Humor:

The humor in the strip comes from the absurdity of patenting a process to prevent quiet quitting, as well as Dogbert's overconfidence in the effectiveness of his company's approach. The strip also highlights the challenges of managing employee productivity and motivation in the modern workplace.

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