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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 9th December 2022

Dilbert//12291, first published four years ago on Friday 9th December 2022

Hire A Famous Cartoonist


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WE NEED TO REGAIN CUSTOMER TRUST AFTER OUR EXPLODING PHONE FIASCO.

YOU NEED A CELEBRITY ENDORSEMENT. PEOPLE TRUST CELEBRITIES WITH THEIR LIFE-AND- DEATH DECISIONS.

MAYBE A FAMOUS CARTOONIST.

I DON'T SEE HOW THAT COULD GO WRONG.

CONTINUED...

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