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Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 11th December 2022

Dilbert//12293, first published four years ago on Sunday 11th December 2022

Morality


Open source transcript

WE'RE GETTING A LOT OF HEAT FROM THE MEDIA FOR USING ELBONIAN SLAVE LABOR TO MAKE OUR SNEAKERS.

SO I HIRED THE DOGBERT PUBLIC RELATIONS FIRM TO HELP US WITH OUR MESSAGING.

EXCUSE ME, IS OUR MESSAGING THE PROBLEM HERE... OR IS IT MORE ABOUT THE SLAVE PART?

I'M FAIRLY SURE ALL FOOTWEAR IS MADE BY SLAVES.

REALLY? YOU BELIEVE ALL FOOTWEAR IS MADE BY SLAVES?

I ASSUME SO. WHY WOULD ANYONE USE PAID LABOR WHEN THEY COULD JUST USE SLAVES?

MORALITY?

YOU'RE FIRED.

I WARNED YOU ABOUT THAT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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