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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 27th December 2022

Dilbert//12309, first published four years ago on Tuesday 27th December 2022

New 3 Letter Program


Open source transcript

WERE ROLLING OUT A NEW THREE-LETTER PROGRAM THAT WILL SAVE THE WORLD... OR MAKE US ALL GIANTS OR SOMETHING.

IM NOT INVESTED IN THE DETAILS BECAUSE IT WILL PROBABLY BE DISCREDITED AND ABANDONED IN A MONTH.

HOW WILL WE KNOW IF WE ARE DOING IT RIGHT?

IT'S WHEN I'M NOT FIRING YOU.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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