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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 27th December 2022

Dilbert//12309, first published four years ago on Tuesday 27th December 2022

New 3 Letter Program


Open source transcript

WERE ROLLING OUT A NEW THREE-LETTER PROGRAM THAT WILL SAVE THE WORLD... OR MAKE US ALL GIANTS OR SOMETHING.

IM NOT INVESTED IN THE DETAILS BECAUSE IT WILL PROBABLY BE DISCREDITED AND ABANDONED IN A MONTH.

HOW WILL WE KNOW IF WE ARE DOING IT RIGHT?

IT'S WHEN I'M NOT FIRING YOU.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "The Three-Letter Program"

Summary:

  • The comic strip features a group of coworkers discussing a new three-letter program.
  • One employee expresses skepticism about the program's details, citing a lack of investment and potential abandonment.
  • Another employee responds by asking how they will know if they are doing it right, suggesting that they are not firing the person responsible.
  • The comic strip pokes fun at the corporate world, highlighting the absurdity of bureaucratic processes and the lack of accountability.

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