Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 24th January 2023

Dilbert//12337, first published three years ago on Tuesday 24th January 2023

Who You Marry

Open source transcript

RELATIONSHIP ADVICE THE MOST IMPORTANT DECISION YOU WILL EVER MAKE IS WHO YOU MARRY.

SADLY, YOU WILL BE LIMITED TO POTENTIAL PARTNERS WHO ARE ROUGHLY AS DEFECTIVE AS YOU, SO GOOD LUCK WITH THAT.

WHAT IF I TRICK SOMEONE?

THEY USUALLY CATCH ON AFTER A BABY OR TWO.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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