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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 24th January 2023

Dilbert//12337, first published three years ago on Tuesday 24th January 2023

Who You Marry


Open source transcript

RELATIONSHIP ADVICE THE MOST IMPORTANT DECISION YOU WILL EVER MAKE IS WHO YOU MARRY.

SADLY, YOU WILL BE LIMITED TO POTENTIAL PARTNERS WHO ARE ROUGHLY AS DEFECTIVE AS YOU, SO GOOD LUCK WITH THAT.

WHAT IF I TRICK SOMEONE?

THEY USUALLY CATCH ON AFTER A BABY OR TWO.

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AI Analysis

Title: "The Most Important Decision You Will Ever Make"

Summary:

This comic strip, originally published in, features Dilbert, a white mouse, and his boss, Wally, a bald man wearing glasses and a green shirt. The conversation revolves around relationship advice.

  • Dilbert asks for the most important decision one will ever make.
  • Wally responds that it is who you marry.
  • Dilbert expresses sadness at the limited potential partners due to his defects.
  • Wally offers a trick: "What if I trick someone?"
  • Dilbert is puzzled, and Wally explains that people usually catch on after a baby or two.

The comic strip humorously highlights the challenges of finding a suitable partner, particularly for those with defects, and the potential consequences of deception in relationships.

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