Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 5th February 2023

Dilbert//12349, first published three years ago on Sunday 5th February 2023

Sunday Used To Be Someone

Open source transcript

REMEMBER LAST WEEK WHEN YOU GOT THAT ITCHY RASH ON YOUR BACK AND YOU COULDN'T REACH IT?

AND YOU WERE SQUIRMING AROUND, TRYING TO GET TO IT?

I SECRETLY RECORDED YOU AND UPLOADED IT TO TIKTOK AS A DANCE VIDEO.

NOW YOU'RE A VIRAL SENSATION, AND YOU HAVE FOUR MILLION FOLLOWERS HOW BRAIN-DEAD DOES A PERSON HAVE TO BE TO WATCH THAT VIDEO?

I WAS SECRETLY RECORDING YOU AGAIN, AND NOW I AM UPLOADING YOUR INSULT TO TIKTOK.

AAAND, ALL OF YOUR FOLLOWERS HAVE CANCELED IN ANGER.

I USED TO BE SOMEONE.

LET IT GO.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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