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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 7th February 2023

Dilbert//12351, first published three years ago on Tuesday 7th February 2023

Random Meeting


Open source transcript

SET UP A MEETING WITH SOME RANDOM DEPARTMENT IN THE COMPANY SO IT SEEMS AS IF I CARE ABOUT PEOPLE.

TELL THEM TO GIVE ME A TECHNOLOGY DEMONSTRATION OF SOME SORT. THE CUBICLE RATS LOVE THAT SORT OF THING.

WHAT I SAID, "MOST DID VALUABLE YOU ASSETS." WHAT CALL US?

DID IT SOUND LIKE?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "Most Valuable Assets"

Summary:

The comic strip depicts a meeting between a manager and an employee. The manager requests a demonstration of technology to identify the "most valuable assets" in the company. The employee, seemingly unaware of the manager's intention, presents a cube-shaped rat as the most valuable asset. The manager is perplexed by this response, leading to a humorous exchange.

Key Elements:

  • The manager's request for a technology demonstration to identify valuable assets
  • The employee's unexpected presentation of a cube-shaped rat as the most valuable asset
  • The manager's confusion and subsequent conversation with the employee

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