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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 7th February 2023

Dilbert//12351, first published three years ago on Tuesday 7th February 2023

Random Meeting


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SET UP A MEETING WITH SOME RANDOM DEPARTMENT IN THE COMPANY SO IT SEEMS AS IF I CARE ABOUT PEOPLE.

TELL THEM TO GIVE ME A TECHNOLOGY DEMONSTRATION OF SOME SORT. THE CUBICLE RATS LOVE THAT SORT OF THING.

WHAT I SAID, "MOST DID VALUABLE YOU ASSETS." WHAT CALL US?

DID IT SOUND LIKE?

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