Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 19th February 2023

Dilbert//12363, first published three years ago on Sunday 19th February 2023

Bit Off Topic

Open source transcript

HERE ARE LINKS TO SEVEN RELIABLE SOURCES THAT SUPPORT MY POINT AND DEBUNK WHAT YOU JUST SAID.

EXCUSE ME. I NEED A MINUTE TO GENERATE A HALLUCINATION IN WHICH I CAN SOMEHOW BE RIGHT AFTER ALL.

GRRRR....

ERK!

OKAY, I THINK I HAVE IT.

YOU ARE UNATTRACTIVE IN A WIDE VARIETY OF WAYS.

THAT'S A BIT OFF TOPIC.

WHY DOES EVERYONE ALWAYS SAY THAT WHEN I'M WINNING THE DEBATE?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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