Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 27th February 2023

Dilbert//12371, first published three years ago on Monday 27th February 2023

Dogbert Internet Guru

Open source transcript

I'M LAUNCHING MY NEW CAREER AS AN INTERNET SUCCESS GURU.

I USED TO THINK I NEEDED SOME SORT OF INSIGHT OR EXPERTISE, BUT IT TURNS OUT I ONLY NEED TO STRING A BUNCH OF WORDS TOGETHER.

.. AND THE INFINITE ENERGY OF BEING VIBRATES THROUGH THE TIMELESSNESS OF THE QUANTUM FIELD.

SOUNDS RIGHT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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