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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 1st March 2023

Dilbert//12373, first published three years ago on Wednesday 1st March 2023

Honesty Versus Dogbert


Open source transcript

HOW'S IT GOING WITH YOUR UNETHICAL SCHEME TO BECOME AN INTERNET SUCCESS GURU?

NOT BAD. I GAINED TWELVE MILLION FOLLOWERS ON INSTAGRAM IN ONE WEEK.

HOW'S HONESTY WORKING OUT FOR YOU?

SHUT UP.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "Guru of Unethics"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled office worker, and Dogbert, his cynical and manipulative dog. The conversation unfolds as follows:

  • Dogbert asks Dilbert about his "unethical scheme" to become an internet success guru.
  • Dilbert reveals that he gained twelve million followers on Instagram in one week.
  • Dogbert inquires about the honesty of his efforts, prompting Dilbert to respond with a dismissive "shut up."

The title "Guru of Unethics" aptly captures the essence of the comic strip, highlighting Dilbert's dubious methods and Dogbert's skepticism.

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