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Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 5th March 2023

Dilbert//12377, first published three years ago on Sunday 5th March 2023

Smartness Vs Gullibility


Open source transcript

OUR FIRST TEST OF THE NEW DEVICE FAILED HAHAHA!!!

I KNEW THE TEST WOULDN'T WORK FROM THE START.

HOW COULD YOU POSSIBLY HAVE KNOWN THAT?

BECAUSE OF MY SMARTNESS VERSUS YOUR COLOSSAL GULLIBILITY.

RIGHT, BUT WHAT DID YOU SEE THAT WE DIDN'T SEE?

I USED MY PATTERN RECOGNITION AND MY COMMON SENSE.

YOU MEAN YOU USED MAGICAL THINKING AND STATISTICAL IGNORANCE?

COPE MUCH?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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