Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 7th March 2023

Dilbert//12379, first published three years ago on Tuesday 7th March 2023

Say Goodbye To Eggs

Open source transcript

WITH MY USER INTERFACE FOR CONTROLLING HUMAN MINDS, I CAN CREATE MASS HYSTERIA WITH ONE BUTTON.

SAY GOODBYE TO EGGS.

CLICK.

DOES ANYONE ELSE KNOW YOU OWN TIKTOK?

IM COUNTING ON NO ONE BELIEVING IT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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