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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 9th March 2023

Dilbert//12381, first published three years ago on Thursday 9th March 2023

Why Not Work Remotely


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WHY DO I NEED TO COME TO THE OFFICE TO USE THE LAPTOP I BRING HOME EVERY NIGHT?

YOU HAVE TO COME HERE TO GET THE WORKPLACE CULTURE.

ALL I DO HERE IS WORK IN MY CUBICLE AND HOPE FOR DEATH.

THAT'S OUR CULTURE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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