Humour
The Undying Love of Lorries for Lunchboxes: An Operatic Ode
Rolling Romance: Lorries’ Unlikely Love Affair with Lunchboxes – An Operatic Ode By The Fleet‑Side Gazette, Friday, 12 PM In a revelation that has sent lorry drivers from all over the Midlands into
Read more →The Great British Scone Affair: A Statistical Analysis of Butter Smearing
The Great British Scone Affair: A Statistical Analysis of Butter Smearing By Prof. Harriet P. Thetms, School of Food & Fine‑Spreads, Oxford Abstract In late summer 2024, reports swirled across the house‑help forums and
Read more →Bombay in the Locker Room: Why Pubs Need More Curry Buns
Bombay in the Locker Room: Why Pubs Need More Curry Buns The unmistakable clang of a locker‑room door being slammed shut has long been the soundtrack of football, rugby and last week’s
Read more →Exams and Llamas: A Comparative Study of Wrong Turns in Maths
Exams and Llamas: A Comparative Study of Wrong Turns in Maths By Dr. Llamá Loo Abstract In the world of academia, few things cause the same involuntary sigh as a mathematically
Read more →How to Survive a British TFL Because the Loo App Is on Holiday
How to Survive a British TFL Because the Loo App Is on Holiday Picture this: you’re standing on a platform at Victoria, the carriage doors slide open, and you realise you’ve
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