Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 15th June 1989

Dilbert//61, first published 37 years ago on Thursday 15th June 1989

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date flowers invention relationship

Official transcript

Dilbert and Dogbert look at a holograph of a flower bouquet. Dilbert says, "The big advantage of my holographic flower invention is that you get infinite simulated bouquets."

Dilbert continues, "You can give it to a girlfriend and program it to change on all special occasions."

Dilbert says, "Just think of the money you can save over a relationship."

Dogbert asks, "By never having a second date?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE BIG ADVANTAGE OF MY HOLOGRAPHIC FLOWER INVENTION IS THAT YOU GET INFINITE SIMULATED BOUQUETS.

YOU CAN GIVE IT TO A GIRLFRIEND AND PROGRAM IT TO CHANGE ON ALL SPECIAL OCCASIONS: JUST THINK OF THE MONEY YOU CAN SAVE OVER A RELATIONSHIP.

BY NEVER HAVING A SECOND DATE ?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Infinite Simulated Bouquets"

Summary:

The comic strip, originally published in 1989, revolves around the concept of a holographic flower invention that allows users to create infinite simulated bouquets. The protagonist, Dilbert, is fascinated by this innovation and envisions various applications for it. He proposes giving the flowers to girlfriends and programming them to change on special occasions, thereby saving money on relationships.

Key Points:

• The comic strip explores the potential uses of a holographic flower invention.
• Dilbert suggests giving the flowers to girlfriends and programming them to change on special occasions.
• The invention could potentially save money on relationships by never having a second date.

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