Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 16th June 1989

Dilbert//62, first published 37 years ago on Friday 16th June 1989

Tags

car dating eyes lucky relationships

Official transcript

Dilbert sits in his chair and Dogbert sits on Dilbert's legs. Dogbert asks, "Did you ever think how lucky people are that their eyes are located on their heads?"

Dogbert continues, "Suppose your eyes were on your ankles; you wouldn't be able to drive a car."

Dilbert leaves. Dogbert continues, "Without cars, dating would be impossible. No dating, then no marriage. Soon the species would be extinct."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DID YOU EVER THINK HOW LUCKY PEOPLE ARE THAT THEIR EYES ARE LOCATED ON THEIR HEADS ?

NEWS SUPPOSE YOUR EYES WERE ON YOUR ANKLES; YOU WOULDN'T EVEN BE ABLE TO DRIVE A CAR.

WITHOUT CARS, DATING WOULD BE IMPOSSIBLE.

NO DATING, THEN NO MARRIAGE. 500N THE SPECIES WOULD BE EXTINCT.

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AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Dating"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a white oval with a large head and small body, sitting in a chair and engaged in conversation with a man. The conversation revolves around the topic of dating, with Dilbert expressing his skepticism about the concept.

Key Points:

• Dilbert questions the likelihood of finding a compatible partner through dating.
• He notes that the chances of finding someone with similar interests and values are low.
• Dilbert concludes that dating is impossible, citing the rarity of species extinction.

Overall:

The comic strip presents a humorous and satirical take on the challenges of dating, highlighting the difficulties of finding a compatible partner in a crowded and competitive dating market.

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