Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 23rd June 1989

Dilbert//69, first published 37 years ago on Friday 23rd June 1989

Tags

laundry

Official transcript

Dilbert looks into the washing machine and says, "I knew I shouldn't have left the laundry in the washer all night."

Dogbert says, "I'll get a chisel."

Dilbert takes the clothes out and says, "It seems to have coagulated into a grotesque dried-up-fiber-donut-sculpture-kind-of-a-thing."

Dilbert points to the bundle and says, "I think this is a sleeve of my sport coat."

Dogbert asks, "Do you want that in a size 38?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I KNEW I SHOULDN'T HAVE LEFT THE LAUNDRY IN THE WASHER ALL NIGHT.

I'LL GET A CHISEL.

IT SEEMS TO HAVE COAGULATED INTO A GROTESQUE DRIED- UP-FIBER- DONUT - SCULPTURE KIND-OF-A-THING.

I THINK THIS IS A SLEEVE OF MY SPORT COAT.

DO YOU WANT THAT IN A SIZE 38?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Coagulated Chisel"

Summary:

• The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a distinctive hairstyle, who has left his laundry in the washer overnight.
• He discovers that his shirt has become coagulated into a grotesque, dried-up-fiber-donut-sculpture kind-of-a-thing.
• Dilbert is perplexed by the transformation and asks if anyone wants that in a size 38.
• The strip is humorous and satirical, poking fun at the mundane aspects of daily life and the absurdities of modern society.

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