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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 30th September 1989

Dilbert//168, first published 37 years ago on Saturday 30th September 1989


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dogbert busy death sit


Official transcript

Dogbert sits on a pillow thinking, "I should keep myself busier."

Dogbert continues thinking, "Time flies when you're busy . . ."

Dogbert continues thinking, "Which means you die sooner. I better sit right here."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I SHOULD KEEP MYSELF BUSIER.

TIME FLIES WHEN YOU'RE BUSY..

WHICH MEANS YOU DIE SOONER.

I BETTER SIT RIGHT HERE .

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Time Flies"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a white dog with a black nose and ears, sitting on a blue blanket. The strip consists of three panels:

  • Panel 1: Dilbert thinks to himself, "I should keep myself busier."
  • Panel 2: He continues, "Time flies when you're busy..."
  • Panel 3: Dilbert concludes, "Which means you die sooner. I better sit right here."

The comic strip humorously highlights the irony of trying to make time pass by being busy, only to realize that this approach may ultimately lead to a shorter lifespan.

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