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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 28th October 1989

Dilbert//196, first published 37 years ago on Saturday 28th October 1989


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dogbert dilbert gene scientists plaid science updates


Official transcript

Dilbert and Dogbert sit at a table. Dogbert says, "Scientists have discovered the gene that makes some people love golf."

Dilbert asks, "How can they tell it's the golf gene?"

Dogbert answers, "It's plaid and it lies."

Dilbert says, "I probably shouldn't rely on you for my science updates."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

SCIENTISTS HAVE DISCOVERED THE GENE THAT MAKES SOME PEOPLE LOVE GOLF.

HOW CAN THEY TELL IT'S THE GOLF GENE ?

IT'S PLAID AND IT LIES.

I PROBABLY SHOULDN'T RELY ON YOU FOR MY SCIENCE UPDATES.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "The Golf Gene"

Summary:

  • The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled character, and his boss Dogbert.
  • Dogbert announces that scientists have discovered a gene that makes some people love golf.
  • Dilbert asks how they can tell it's the golf gene, and Dogbert responds by saying it's plaid and lies.
  • Dilbert is unimpressed, stating that he probably shouldn't rely on Dogbert for his science updates.

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