Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 29th October 1989

Dilbert//197, first published 37 years ago on Sunday 29th October 1989

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dogbert dilbert cds account push-ups exercise glasses david packard bank bank account

Official transcript

Dilbert says, "They were rude to me at the bank again, Dogbert."

Dilbert points to the door and says, "I've had enough . . . Sic 'em, boy!!"

Dogbert walks into the bank. Dogbert tells a woman, "Hi. I'm David Packard; billionaire founder of Hewlett-Packard."

Dogbert sits at the woman's desk and continues, ". . . And I'd like to put all of my money into one of your non-interest bearing accounts."

The woman replies, "You're not David Packard. You're just a dreadful little dog with glasses."

The woman says, "Then again . . . I've never seen a picture of David Packard . . . I'd better open the account."

Dogbert says, "Very good. Now give me fifty push-ups or I'll take my business elsewhere."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THEY WERE RUDE TO ME AT THE BANK AGAIN, DOGBERT.

I'VE HAD ENOUGH..

SIC 'EM, BOY!!

6 MONTH CDs 3% OPEN HI. I'M DAVID PACKARD; BILLIONAIRE FOUNDER OF HEWLETT-PACKARD.

...AND I'D LIKE TO PUT ALL OF MY MONEY INTO ONE OF YOUR NON-INTEREST BEARING ACCOUNTS.

YOU'RE NOT DAVID PACKARD. YOU'RE JUST A DREADFUL LITTLE DOG WITH GLASSES.

THEN AGAIN... I'VE NEVER SEEN A PICTURE OF DAVID PACKARD...

I'D BETTER OPEN THE ACCOUNT.

VERY GOOD. NOW GIVE ME FIFTY PUSHUPS OR I'LL TAKE MY BUSINESS ELSEWHERE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Banking on a Bad Impression"

Summary:

This 'Dilbert' comic strip revolves around a woman's attempt to deposit her money into a non-interest-bearing account at a bank. The scene unfolds as follows:

• The woman, wearing a green outfit and sporting blonde hair, approaches the bank teller, who is seated at a desk.
• She requests to put all her money into a non-interest-bearing account, to which the teller responds with a mix of confusion and amusement.
• The woman's demeanor is described as "dreadful" and "little," accompanied by a comparison to a "dog with glasses."
• The teller, seemingly unimpressed, suggests that the woman might be better off opening a new account elsewhere.

Key Takeaways:

• The comic strip humorously highlights the challenges of making a good impression, even in a professional setting.
• The woman's unusual appearance and behavior lead to a series of humorous exchanges between her and the bank teller.
• The strip pokes fun at the idea that first impressions can be crucial in determining how others perceive us.

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