Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 30th November 1989

Dilbert//229, first published 37 years ago on Thursday 30th November 1989

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accident dilbert dogbert sixty minutes people dogs

Official transcript

Dilbert sits at his desk. Dogbert asks, "What does a dog school have in common with the tv show 'Sixty Minutes?'"

Dilbert turns around and answers, "They both have 'Hairy Reasoners.'"

Dogbert says, "Uh . . . right."

Dogbert walks away thinking, "And people wonder why dogs sometimes turn on their owners . . ."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WHAT DOES A DOG SCHOOL HAVE IN COMMON WITH THE TV SHOW "SIXTY MINUTES"?

THEY BOTH HAVE "HAIRY REASONERS." UH... RIGHT.

AND PEOPLE WONDER WHY DOGS SOMETIMES TURN ON THEIR OWNERS

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "A Dog School Conundrum"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around a dog school's puzzling similarity to the TV show "Sixty Minutes." The strip features three panels:

1. Panel 1: A man asks, "What does a dog school have in common with the TV show 'Sixty Minutes'?"
2. Panel 2: A response is given, stating, "They both have 'hairy reasoners.'"
3. Panel 3: A character expresses confusion, asking, "Uh... right," and another character responds with a thought bubble, "And people wonder why dogs sometimes turn on their owners..."

The comic strip humorously highlights the absurdity of comparing a dog school to a news program, using wordplay to create a humorous effect.

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