Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 1st December 1989

Dilbert//230, first published 37 years ago on Friday 1st December 1989

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dilbert woman dating love unattractive blob friends

Official transcript

Dilbert stands in front of a woman's desk. The woman says, "Well . . . I would date you . . ."

The woman continues, "But frankly I think of you as a boring and unattractive blob of organic matter . . ."

The woman concludes, "So let's just be friends."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WELL... I WOULD DATE YOU ...

BUT FRANKLY I THINK OF YOU AS A BORING AND UNATTRACTIVE BLOB OF ORGANIC MATTER...

SO LET'S JUST BE FRIENDS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Boring and Unattractive"

Summary:

This comic strip, originally published in 1989 by United Feature Syndicate, Inc., features Dilbert, a bespectacled office worker with a distinctive appearance, engaging in a conversation with a woman. The conversation begins with Dilbert expressing his interest in the woman, but she responds by describing him as "boring and unattractive." Despite this, Dilbert remains optimistic and suggests they be friends, indicating that he values their potential friendship over a romantic relationship. The comic strip humorously highlights the challenges of dating and the importance of finding common ground with others.

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