Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 2nd January 1990

Dilbert//262, first published 36 years ago on Tuesday 2nd January 1990

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dilbert dogbert unauthorized biography revelations exopse

Official transcript

Dilbert sits on the floor by the fireplace. Dogbert says, "I'm starting to write an unauthorized biography about you."

Dogbert continues, "It's kind of a 'pet and tell' expose full of startling revelations."

Dilbert asks, "Who would be startled by MY life?"

Dogbert replies, "I think YOU will be."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M STARTING TO WRITE AN UNAUTHORIZED BIOGRAPHY ABOUT YOU.

IT'S KIND OF A "PET AND TELL" EXPOS FULL OF STARTLING REVELATIONS.

WHO WOULD BE STARTLED BY MY LIFE?

I THINK YOU WILL BE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Unauthorized Biography"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a white dog, and Dogbert, a black dog, engaged in a conversation about writing an unauthorized biography. The conversation begins with Dilbert stating that he is starting to write an unauthorized biography about Dogbert. Dogbert responds by asking who would be startled by his life, to which Dilbert replies, "I think you will be." The conversation continues with Dogbert asking who would be startled by his life, and Dilbert responding, "I think you will be." The comic strip ends with Dogbert saying, "I think you will be."

Key Points:

• The comic strip features Dilbert and Dogbert discussing the writing of an unauthorized biography.
• Dogbert is startled by the idea of being written about.
• The conversation is humorous and lighthearted, with a touch of irony.

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