Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 3rd January 1990

Dilbert//263, first published 36 years ago on Wednesday 3rd January 1990

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dogbert dilbert unauthorized biography liz taylor steve garvey's tragically baby

Official transcript

Dogbert stands on the desk chair typing. Dilbert asks, "Are you really going through with the unauthorized biography of me?"

Dogbert replies, "Yes."

Dogbert says, "I'm up to the part where Jackie 'O' and Liz Taylor fight a duel for your love."

Dogbert continues, "Tragically, neither are aware that you're carrying Steve Garvey's baby!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ARE YOU REALLY GOING THROUGH WITH THE UNAUTHORIZED BIOGRAPHY OF ME?

YES.

I'M UP TO THE PART WHERE JACKIE O" AND LIZ TAYLOR FIGHT A DUEL FOR YOUR LOVE.

TRAGICALLY, NEITHER ARE AWARE THAT YOU'RE CARRYING STEVE GARVEY'S BABY !

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AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Dilbert's Love Life"

Summary:

The comic strip follows Dilbert, a bespectacled and balding office worker, as he navigates his love life. The story begins with Dilbert asking his boss if he can take an unauthorized biography of him, to which his boss responds with a resounding "yes." However, things take a turn when Dilbert reveals that he is up to the part where Jackie "O" and Liz Taylor fight a duel for his love.

The twist comes when Dilbert's boss becomes aware that he is carrying Steve Garvey's baby, leading to a dramatic and humorous conclusion. The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of celebrities fighting duels over love interests, while also highlighting the absurdity of office politics and the challenges of navigating personal relationships in a professional setting.

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