Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 18th January 1990

Dilbert//278, first published 36 years ago on Thursday 18th January 1990

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dogbert weapons tv guides falcon crest sex education

Official transcript

Dogbert stands on a desk and says, "Okay, class . . . Put your weapons away and open your TV Guides."

Dogbert continues, "Timmy, please read aloud the passage from 'Falcon Crest' under the Friday listings."

Dogbert thinks, "There's got to be a better way to teach sex education."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

OKAY, CLASS... PUT YOUR WEAPONS AWAY AND OPEN YOUR TV GUIDES.

TIMMY, PLEASE READ ALOUD THE PASSAGE FROM "FALCON CREST" UNDER THE FRIDAY LISTINGS.

THERE'S GOT TO BE A BETTER WAY TO TEACH SEX EDUCATION.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Sex Education"

Summary:

• The comic strip features a dog, Timmy, reading aloud from a passage in "Falcon Crest" under the Friday listings.
• The passage is a discussion on sex education, which the dog finds inappropriate for his class.
• The dog suggests that sex education should be taught in a better way, implying that the current approach is not effective.
• The comic strip humorously highlights the challenges of teaching sex education in a way that is both effective and appropriate for young students.

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