Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 24th January 1990

Dilbert//284, first published 36 years ago on Wednesday 24th January 1990

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dilbert dogbert arm chair doctor life death paint house

Official transcript

Dilbert sits in his chair and Dogbert sits on the hassock. Dilbert tells Dogbert, ". . . And the doctor gave me just a year to live."

Dilbert continues, "I'm sorry, little guy . . . I don't know how you'll manage without me."

Dogbert asks, "Would it be too much trouble to paint the house before you go?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

...AND THE DOCTOR GAVE ME JUST A YEAR TO LIVE.

I'M SORRY, LITTLE GUY... I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU'LL MANAGE WITHOUT ME.

WOULD IT BE TOO MUCH TROUBLE TO PAINT THE HOUSE BEFORE YOU GO ?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "A Dog's Life"

Summary:

• The comic strip features Dilbert, a white dog, sitting in a chair, speaking to a doctor.
• The doctor has given Dilbert "just a year to live."
• Dilbert asks the doctor how he will manage without him.
• The doctor responds that it would be too much trouble to paint the house before Dilbert goes.
• Dilbert is left wondering if it would be too much trouble to paint the house before he goes.

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