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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 3rd February 1990

Dilbert//294, first published 36 years ago on Saturday 3rd February 1990


Tags

dilbert racket singing greens blues darned depressing slept ten minutes


Official transcript

Dogbert sits on his pillow playing a guitar. Dilbert asks, "What's all the racket?"

Dogbert replies, "I'm singing the 'greens.'"

Dilbert asks, "Is that like the 'blues?'"

Dogbert replies, "Same beat, just not so darned depressing."

Dogbert sings, "Oooh . . . My car needs a tune up and I overslept ten minutes baaabee . . ."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

WHAT'S ALL THE RACKET ?

I'M SINGING THE "GREENS." IS THAT LIKE THE "BLUES"?

SAME BEAT, JUST NOT 50 DARNED DEPRESSING.

OOOH... MY CAR NEEDS A TUNE UP AND I OVERSLEPT TEN MINUTES BAAABEE...

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Blues"

Summary:

  • Dilbert is singing the "greens" instead of the "blues."
  • Dogbert is playing the violin.
  • Dilbert's car needs a tune-up, and he overslept ten minutes.
  • The comic strip is humorous and lighthearted, poking fun at the idea of a person singing about something unrelated to the blues.

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