Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 4th February 1990

Dilbert//295, first published 36 years ago on Sunday 4th February 1990

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dilbert date guys unemployed new job social security number social security number interest there

Official transcript

A woman at a desk tells Dilbert, "Sorry, I don't date guys from work."

Dilbert says, "I'll resign . . ."

The woman says, "Sorry, I don't date unemployed guys."

Dilbert says, "I . . . I'll get a new job . . . One you approve of."

The woman says, "Sorry, I don't date guys with your social security number."

Back at home, Dilbert sits in his chair and Dogbert sits on the hassock. Dogbert says, "So, it turns out her unlucky number has nine digits in it . . ."

Dilbert says, "But she knew my social security number, so I think there's some interest there . . ."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

SORRY, I DON'T DATE GUYS FROM WORK.

I'LL RESIGN..

SORRY, I DON'T DATE UNEMPLOYED GUYS.

I... I'LL GET A NEW JOB .. ONE YOU APPROVE OF.

SORRY, I DON'T DATE GUYS WITH YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER.

50, IT TURNS OUT HER UNLUCKY NUMBER HAS NINE DIGITS IN IT...

BUT SHE KNEW MY SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER, 50 I THINK THERE'S SOME INTEREST THERE

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

The title of this comic strip is "Unlucky Number" and it was originally published in the United Feature Syndicate.

Summary:

The comic strip tells the story of a man who is looking for love, but is having trouble finding someone who shares his interests. He meets a woman at work and asks her out, but she declines, citing that she doesn't date guys with unlucky numbers. The man is confused and asks her why, and she explains that her unlucky number is nine. The man is intrigued and asks her to go out with him, despite the fact that his number is nine as well. The woman agrees, and they start dating. However, things take a turn when the man realizes that his number is indeed unlucky, and he begins to experience a series of mishaps and bad luck. Despite this, the woman remains committed to him and they continue to date. In the end, the man comes to appreciate the woman's sense of humor and her willingness to take risks, and they eventually get married.

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