Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 5th February 1990

Dilbert//296, first published 36 years ago on Monday 5th February 1990

Tags

dilbert job morning amnesia waking up screaming

Official transcript

Dilbert sits up in bed and thinks, "Ugh . . . What time is it? . . . Where am I? . . . Who am I?"

Dilbert thinks, "Must be morning . . . Is this a work day? Do I have a job? . . . Is it worth getting up for?"

Dilbert sits on the edge of the bed and thinks, "'Morning amnesia': nature's way of keeping you from waking up screaming."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

UGH... WHAT TIME IS IT?.. WHERE AM I ?... WHO AM MUST BE MORNING IS THIS A WORK DAY?

DO I HAVE A JOB?

IS IT WORTH GETTING UP FOR ?

"MORNING AMNESIA": NATURE'S WAY OF KEEPING YOU FROM WAKING UP SCREAMING.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Morning Amnesia"

Summary:

• The comic strip depicts Dilbert in bed, confused about his identity and purpose.
• He questions his existence, job, and the value of getting up.
• The strip humorously portrays the common experience of morning confusion and the struggle to start the day.

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