Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 22nd February 1990

Dilbert//313, first published 36 years ago on Thursday 22nd February 1990

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Official transcript

Dilbert and a woman with a huge head sit at a table in a restaurant. Dilbert says, "Gosh, Brainella, I've never dated a woman as smart as you before . . ."

Dilbert says, "Let's just start right in talking about all kinds of smart stuff. C'mon, give me your best shot. I'm not intimidated."

Brainella replies, "Not here. If your brain explodes, it'll ruin my outfit."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

GOSH, BRAINELLA, I'VE NEVER DATED A WOMAN AS SMART AS YOU BEFORE...

LET'S JUST START RIGHT IN TALKING ABOUT ALL KINDS OF SMART STUFF.

CHON, GOT. THE NOT INTIMIDATED.

NOT HERE. IF YOUR BRAIN EXPLODES, IT'LL RUIN MY OUTFIT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

The comic strip is titled "Smart Stuff" and features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic wit and observations on office life.

Panel 1: Dilbert's date, Brainella, boasts about never dating a woman as smart as her before. Dilbert responds with skepticism, implying that he has never dated a woman as smart as him either.

Panel 2: Dilbert initiates a conversation about smart stuff, but Brainella is uninterested, stating that she's not intimidated by Dilbert's intelligence.

Panel 3: Dilbert becomes frustrated, exclaiming that if Brainella's brain explodes, it will ruin his outfit. This humorous exchange highlights the comedic dynamic between Dilbert and Brainella, showcasing their contrasting personalities and interests.

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