Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 23rd February 1990

Dilbert//314, first published 36 years ago on Friday 23rd February 1990

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dilbert dogbert date home coffee brainella queen bee light bulbs

Official transcript

Dogbert sits on the hassock reading a book. Dilbert says, "Pssst! Dogbert."

Dilbert says, "I brought my date home for some coffee. Please don't make any comments about her . . . Uh . . . Looks."

Dilbert brings his date in and says, "Brainella, this is Dogbert."

Dogbert sees her large head and asks, "The Queen Bee of light bulbs?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

PSSST!

DOGBERT.

I BROUGHT MY DATE HOME FOR SOME COFFEE. PLEASE DON'T MAKE ANY COMMENTS ABOUT HER... UH ... LOOKS.

BRAINELLA, THIS IS DOGBERT.

THE QUEEN BEE OF LIGHT BULBS ?

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AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Queen Bee of Light Bulbs"

Summary:

• Dogbert, Dilbert's nemesis, is the main character.
• He brings coffee to the office, but makes a mistake in his greeting.
• Brainella, a new employee, is confused by Dogbert's unusual behavior.
• Dogbert asks about the "queen bee of light bulbs," which is a nonsensical question.
• The comic strip is humorous and lighthearted, poking fun at Dogbert's eccentricities.

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