Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 24th February 1990

Dilbert//315, first published 36 years ago on Saturday 24th February 1990

Tags

dilbert fast not eating starved death fast food

Official transcript

Dilbert and Dogbert sit in a fast food restaurant. Dogbert asks, "Doesn't 'fast' mean not eating?"

Dogbert asks, "So how can you have 'fast food?'"

Dogbert asks, "And how much would I have to eat before I starved to death?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOESN'T "FAST" MEAN NOT EATING?

SO HOW CAN YOU HAVE "FAST FOOD"?

AND HOW MUCH WOULD I HAVE TO EAT BEFORE I STARVED TO DEATH ?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Fast Food"

Summary:

• The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic humor, in a conversation with a restaurant employee.
• Dilbert asks how he can have "fast food" and the employee responds by asking how much he would have to eat before he starved to death.
• The exchange highlights the absurdity of the term "fast food" and the potential consequences of consuming large amounts of unhealthy food.

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