Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 9th March 1990

Dilbert//328, first published 36 years ago on Friday 9th March 1990

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dilbert dogbert arm chair quiet times delicious silence noise annoying inane chatter

Official transcript

Dilbert sits in his chair and Dogbert sits on Dilbert's legs. Dilbert says, "I really enjoy these quiet times we have."

Dilbert continues, "Just delicious silence. No annoying noise. No inane chatter."

Dogbert says, "Apparently you don't listen to you, either."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I REALLY ENJOY THESE QUIET TIMES WE HAVE.

JUST DELICIOUS SILENCE. NO ANNOYING NOISE.

NO INANE CHATTER.

APPARENTLY YOU DON'T LISTEN TO YOU, EITHER.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Quiet Times"

Summary:

• The comic strip features Dilbert, a white office worker, sitting in a chair with his eyes closed and hands over his ears.
• A man in a suit is seated across from him, saying "I really enjoy these quiet times we have."
• Dilbert responds by saying "Just delicious silence. No annoying noise. No inane chatter."
• The man replies, "Apparently you don't listen to you, either."
• The strip is signed by Scott Adams, the creator of the Dilbert comic strip, and features the United Feature Syndicate, Inc. copyright symbol.

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