Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 10th March 1990

Dilbert//329, first published 36 years ago on Saturday 10th March 1990

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boring brains dilbert dogbert neighbors outiside talking tapioca vernon walking walks

Open source transcript

YO! DILBERT AND DOGBERT!

VERNON.

0.

OH NO THE MOST BORING PERSON I KNOW...

> GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE BUT I'M TOO POLITE.

DID I EVER TELL YOU ABOUT MY FAVORITE EPISODE OF ""?

THERE'S ALWAYS THE DIRECT METHOD.

WHOA! VERN, WE GOTTA GO BEFORE YOU TURN OUR BRAINS INTO TAPIOCA!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Kojak"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic humor and criticism of corporate culture, engaging in a conversation with Vernon, a co-worker who is known for being boring. The conversation begins with Vernon asking Dilbert if he knows about his favorite episode of the TV show "Kojak," which is a detective series from the 1970s. Dilbert responds by saying that he doesn't know anything about the show, but he's too polite to tell Vernon that it's boring.

The conversation takes a turn when Vernon starts talking about how he wants to turn his brain into tapioca, which is a reference to a popular meme at the time. Dilbert is confused by this statement and asks Vernon to explain what he means. Vernon responds by saying that he wants to turn his brain into tapioca because it's a direct method, implying that he thinks it's a simple and effective way to achieve his goal.

The conversation ends with Dilbert making a sarcastic comment about Vernon's idea, saying that he's not sure if it's a good idea to turn his brain into tapioca. The comic strip pokes fun at Vernon's boring personality and his lack of understanding of popular culture. It also highlights Dilbert's sarcastic sense of humor and his tendency to mock his co-workers.

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