Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 22nd April 1990

Dilbert//372, first published 36 years ago on Sunday 22nd April 1990

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dogbert dilbert adult males immune verbal abuse petrified cat spittle bee burp chocolate cake

Official transcript

Dogbert says, "The great thing about adult males is that they've become immune to verbal abuse. Adult females may have something to do with it."

Dogbert stands behind Dilbert and says, "Hey, you grotesque pile of petrified cat spittle . . ."

Dilbert replies, "Hi, Dogbert."

Dogbert asks, "Is that your head, or has some kind of zucchini sprouted from your torso?"

Dilbert asks, "Would you like to join me for some chocolate cake?"

Dogbert says, "If brains were beans, you wouldn't have enough to make a bee burp."

Dilbert replies, "Hey! We don't insult bees in this house!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE GREAT THING ABOUT ADULT MALES IS THAT THEY'VE BECOME IMMUNE TO VERBAL ABUSE.

ADULT FEMALES MAY HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH IT.

HEY, YOU GROTESQUE PILE OF PETRIFIED CAT SPITTLE HI, DOGBERT.

HAS SOME KINE OF OR ZUCCHINI SPROUTED FROM YOUR TORSO ?

WOULD YOU LIKE TO JOIN ME FOR SOME CHOCOLATE CAKE ?

IF BRAINS WERE BEANS, YOU WOULDN'T HAVE ENOUGH TO MAKE A BEE BURP.

HEY! WE DON'T INSULT BEES IN THIS HOUSE!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

The image is a 'Dilbert' comic strip originally published in 1990. The title of the comic strip is not explicitly stated, but it can be referred to as "Dilbert" based on the characters and style.

Here is a summary of the comic strip:

Panel 1: The comic strip begins with Dogbert, a talking dog, sitting at a desk in an office. He is addressing a man, likely his boss, who is sitting across from him. Dogbert says, "THE GREAT THING ABOUT ADULT MALES IS THAT THEY'VE BECOME IMMUNE TO VERBAL ABUSE." The man responds, "ADULT FEMALES MAY HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH IT."

Panel 2: Dogbert asks the man, "IS THAT YOUR HEAD, OR HAS SOME KIND OF ZUCCHINI SPROUTED FROM YOUR TORSO?" The man replies, "WOULD YOU LIKE TO JOIN ME FOR SOME CHOCOLATE CAKE?"

Panel 3: Dogbert responds, "HEY, YOU GROTESQUE PILE OF PETRIFIED CAT SPITTLE..." The man interrupts, saying, "HI, DOGBERT."

Panel 4: Dogbert continues, "IF BRAINS WERE BEANS, YOU WOULDN'T HAVE ENOUGH TO MAKE A BEE BURP." The man retorts, "HEY, WE DON'T INSULT BEES IN THIS HOUSE!"

Overall: The comic strip features Dogbert's sarcastic comments and witty banter with his boss, highlighting their awkward and humorous interactions. The strip showcases the absurdity and humor that is characteristic of the 'Dilbert' comic series.

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